jazzload

A preposterously large amount of something. Greater than a boatload but less than an asston.

I'm totally stoked because I just ate a jazzload of nachos. My friend, on the other hand, is not stoked, because he ate and asston of nachos and horked up all over the water closet.

by jriggedy November 11, 2010

Jizzload

A unit of measurement between an Assload and a Fuck-ton.

~ "Hey, what are you up to?"
- "Nothin', just making a jizzload of flashcards for Japanese class"

by Mr311 May 8, 2011