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She's a comedian. The type of person you can talk to about everything but she might crack some jokes. She's a tomboy and always eating. She can be petty/evil when somebody messes with her. She's so cute like CUTE CUTE. Doesn't like to reply to text but if she responds you're lucky my friend. Her hits hurt like hell dude so don't play fight or fight her because you're not gonna win.
Ma! Jayonna beat me up for takin her food!
Jayonna by Pettylevels June 8, 2019

Jayonnaise

Its what comes out when you milk guys, especially guys named Jay.
I was milking him, and Jayonnaise came squirting out.
Jayonnaise by PrincessPuffsAlot July 25, 2018
She's definitely a comedian. She really goofy. Most likely a tomboy. Doesn't really argue because she's always ready to fight. Always unbothered. Cute asf. She's either thick or almost thick. Her hits hurt so don't try her bitch. She can be evil/petty so don't even go their wit her.
Ma! Jayonna beat my ass for takin her food!
Jayonna by Pettylevels June 8, 2019
Cool beautiful every body wants to be her but if she gets mad back up as far away as possible don't cross her and is a sex addict and goddess in bed
jayonna by bshsham May 14, 2015
Jasonna is a wonderful girl, beautiful inside and outside. Everyone wants to be her friend cause she's the kindest person one can ever meet. She loves to help people, her close friends should consider themselves lucky to have her around.
She's very good at listening to you and at giving advise. Jasonna knows a lot about medical stuff too so her friends can relay on her if they have health issues.
She's also very funny and her company brings a smile to everyone's face.
She can also play piano and guitar so if you need to relax she can play for you. She sings too, her voice is the most beautiful thing in the whole universe. Get a Jasonna to sing for you and all your problems shall fade away.
Jasonna is a bless to your life, everyone wants to spend their time with Jasonna.

Ti amo Liebe!
I wish Jasonna in your life.

I love Jasonna with all my heart.
Jasonna by YourLiebe January 1, 2018

jaysanna 

jaysanna is a gay bird
omg she’s a jaysanna
jaysanna by www.hoesmad.com July 28, 2019
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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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