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Jason and Barolette
Jason and Barolette by Jason and barolette July 6, 2021
Jason and Alex
Jason and Alex are meant for each other, they are perfect soulmates! You will never see two people more in love than Jason and Alex, they are both sensitive and caring and love each other more than anything. While they both can be a little childish sometimes they will be together forever. They tell each other they love them multiple times and day and mean it every.single.time. They are obsessed with each other.
person 1: "OMG is that Jason and Alex?? They are so cute together."
person 2: "I know right? They are made for each other."
person 2: "I know right? They are made for each other."
Jason and Alex by bleepbop December 25, 2021
jason and mason
jason and mason by nbhg October 24, 2023
megan and jason
Couple. Tumultuous. Deeply in love. Always on the edge of goodbye. She's a nympho, distrustful, broken, has a heart of gold, empathetic, forgiving, and ride or die. He's narcissistic, smokes too much weed, lazy, forgiving, enamored of her, and charismatic. They put the function in dysfunction.
megan and jason by Without July 15, 2017
Extremely angry Jason
(Extremely angry Jason) When Jason gets so angry he starts to rage. Jason: AHHHHHH TEAM MATES PAAAAAUL I HATE THIS GAME IM GETTING OFF AHHHHHH widda bidda bad boy one two tree. Blind kid: Shut up Jason. (Then walks into a wall because he’s blind)
Extremely angry Jason by Roller......Hat man August 10, 2018
barlottle and Jason forever
barlottle and Jason forever by barlottle June 28, 2021
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Concrete cowboy
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