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Jaslene is the best person you'll ever meet.why?because...
- she will always have your back
-cheer you up
- she's funny
-beautiful and encouraging
-wonderful
-amazing

So if you have a jaslene like this in your life you are a very lucky person
Jaslene is a very bright girl.
Jaslene by Urmomsmygf April 22, 2019
A girl that can get anybody she wants without even trying . She a true beauty & fun , loving unique person. She is very creative & her minds runs free. She cares for everyone genuinely even if she doesn’t show it . Also, she’s a good kisser & freaky .
Man that girl over their is a true jasmene ... a real dime .
Jasmene by SecretAdmire26 October 3, 2018
Jaslene is shy and beautiful. But when u get to know her she is AWESOME! She has a lot of friends and she is the most and only rare person
And if you find a Jaslene you have to be friends with her and you’ll be lucky
Jaslene by Knowable September 27, 2018
Jaslene is beautiful kind and loving person. She is amazing to be around and kind to others. At first she is shy then when you get to know her she's amazing. She likes to have fun and chill whenever there's an opportunity. Overall she is a fantastic person and will never not have friends. She doesn't like roller coasters but that doesn't mean she's not likable. Shes a caramel apple eater.
Jaslene is beautiful and kind. Jaslene likes to chill.
Jaslene by Turdner November 11, 2016
Jaslene is shy but once you get to know her. She is Funny and love rollercoasters. Jaslene did a lot of sports. She has the bestest friends in the world and never not have friends.Also give her friends funny nicknames like Oreo. She’s beautiful and cute. And be an amazing actor
You would definitely want to be friends with Jaslene
Jaslene by Jim Andean May 15, 2018
Jaslene is a shy girl at first, but once you get to know her she’s amazing! Jaslene’s will always have your back! She’s pretty inside and out and she needs to believe that. She’ll always wear a smile and she doesn’t share her feelings. She always makes people laugh at her jokes! She has a adorable smile. She is strong and beautiful, but be careful don’t mess with a Jaslene. It could be tough sometimes
Jaslene is Beautiful inside and out
Jaslene by sips ice tea June 9, 2020
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