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A perfect couple made of a vansh and a jasleen
Omg is that jansh, they’re so perfect
jansh by Gaymidgetporn December 5, 2021
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Jaishree 

A cute smart and funny girl who can make you laugh without a reason.
A creative blockhead who lives life to the fullest and strives for the best in life.
You are sad? Jaishree is here dont worry!
Jaishree by theprettymonster June 27, 2014
The Biblical name for Janet Jackson, queen of pop and R&B music. Janet's fans, the Janhova's Witnesses, worship her musical legacy and rejoice in her many blessings.
I was listening to Janhova last night... "Rhythm Nation" is a classic.

Janhova has blessed us with another amazing performance in Tyler Perry's "Why Did I Get Married Too".
Janhova by JanhovasWitness April 7, 2010

Jamsheed 

The Afgan RPG God, a hero in the Afgan war, was known for his god like ability and experience with an RPG

Rest in Peace wherever you are.
Jamsheed was the best anti-tank man ever, RIP.
Jamsheed by Firedogman22 August 28, 2021

Biff Jansen 

Biff Jansen otherwise known as Sketch of Papa J is man of great importance to those in Northern Hemisphere. He once saved an entire bus of school children by slaying a beast that had taken them captive.
"Who saved my children?" the frantic woman exclaimed. "It was I, Biff Jansen my lady"
Biff Jansen by Steve J. Talon April 6, 2010
She's a pretty lady who is ambitious. Has a curious mind and can have great conversations with the right person . Dislikes boring people and may lose interest in a boring conversation. Can get a little picky sometimes or easily irritated too, but is good at heart. Average kisser but a passionate lover towards a partner she is attracted to. Loves cooking and eating ice cream.
She maybe a little quite but once you get to know her, she is really janhavi
Janhavi by Pseudonymrr July 30, 2020
She is the most sweet, smart, witty and BEAUTIFUL girl on the FACE OF THE EARTH. She is the exemplification of everything MAGNIFICENT and PERFECT. A Janhavi usually has a GREAT nose and side profile, AMAZING frizzy hair, BIGGGGGG brown eyes and funky buddha-like-earlobes. Poetry rolls off of her tongue and she is BRILLIANT at EVERY SINGLE THING that she does. She smells like heaven and just the SIGHT of her is enough to make the hairs at the back of your neck TINGLE and give you butterflies in your stomach. Oh, and she has the most MAGNIFICENT hands and feet that you have EVER SEEN.

In short, she's like the best dream you've EVER had and one that you want to hold on to for DEAR LIFE because once you know her, everything else pales.
That Pie was as perfect as Janhavi.
Janhavi by duckman24793 June 25, 2014
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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