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Jannces is an excellent guy extremely attractive and lovely a man that cares for you and doesn't care how nice you are he loves you for your personality if you manage to get a Jannces never let him go he is a nice guy and will always care and understand you he likes listening to a kpop group named TWICE. He is faithful to his partner and even if she leave him he would always wait for her to come back no matter how long it takes.
Girlfriend: "Im sorry I need to love myself first I'am now leaving you I wish the best for both of us"
Jannces: "Go on, I hope you'll come back to me when you are ready"
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Jannes Rule 

When you're about to break up, you get your girl to give you a blowjob the day you're going to breakup with her
Pascal: Did you breakup with your girlfriend?

Lukas: Yeah i did, but before i used the Jannes Rule.
Jannes Rule by peetee.tn September 19, 2021
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A person by the name of Jannes is probably THE most attractive, intelligent and interesting person you will ever meet.

They are so rare and cool, if you see one get an autograph immediately.
Girl1: No way I think I saw a Jannes today, he was so cool.
Girl2: OMG what, did you ask for a selfie?
Jannes by NotificationGang June 28, 2020

Jannessa 

Jannessa is an amazing person. She is a social butterfly and doesn’t know it, she puts others needs before hers and is very supportive.Is very active and loves sports. Always so hunger and eats others food. Beautiful even though she disagrees. Jannessa is a outgoing person, she will take risks to see the outcome. She’s always ready to try new things and meet new people. Sometimes crazy and freaky, which is fun when with friends. Is full of all kinds of jokes. Kind of forgetful and a lucky person.
Jannessa always eats my food.
Jannessa by Sempiesause October 5, 2019
Jannesa loves to dance and loves dudes that play sports she is a beuty to society and is super nice to everyone she meets she can make ur day better when ur having the worst and she will fuck any bitch up that messes with her
Oh shit its a Jannesa back off
jannesa by snznsnsn January 14, 2018
1. An uberly stressed, bald ecomics teacher at the LFC in Elburg.
2. Used as a verb, as in going somewhere, doing things etc.
3. Holland's GREATEST Dutch singer, Jannes - Ga maar Weg.
<Sh1fty> woat doacht je ervannes wimmus?
<Krypton> nou, we wapperen deur.
<@JannesBoeije> MENSEN, HOUD NOU EENS VERDOMME JULLIE BEKKEN DICHT.

Verb: mmm we jannessen door
jannes by neK January 16, 2004
Jannies only want to date non jannies because they are hypocrites.
Jannies by StocksWillCrashIn2022 January 5, 2022
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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