a mega party. only the awesome of the awesome may attend these godlike events. no one knows how these sacred things were made but it is thought that the jomgods had created this for people to enjoy. men have been driven insane
trying to grasp the
awesomeness of a jomtingz. it has been said that
chuck norris was conceived at a jomtingz.
" yooo broo are
you going to the jomtingz tonight?"
"
yeah bro but it will take me like an hour to spike my hair up and pick out
the shirt that shows of my rippiling biceps well enough"
" true bro i have to get my brooklyn tough guy accent just perfect"
^ neither of these guys would attend a jomtingz because they sound like complete guidos. i should kill whoever even mentioned the phrase around them.