a mega party. only the awesome of the awesome may attend these godlike events. no one knows how these sacred things were made but it is thought that the jomgods had created this for people to enjoy. men have been driven insane trying to grasp the awesomeness of a jomtingz. it has been said that chuck norris was conceived at a jomtingz.
" yooo broo are you going to the jomtingz tonight?"
" yeah bro but it will take me like an hour to spike my hair up and pick out the shirt that shows of my rippiling biceps well enough"
" true bro i have to get my brooklyn tough guy accent just perfect"
^ neither of these guys would attend a jomtingz because they sound like complete guidos. i should kill whoever even mentioned the phrase around them.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.