jamarcus russell 

When you miss the table completely while playing a round of beer pong.

Pablo did a jamarcus russell, when he tried to go for the win playing beer pong.

jamarcus russell by blueNGold October 23, 2009

Jamarcus Russell 

A shot in golf that looks good in the air but either ends up in the woods long or in the drink short of the green.

The hack thought he had a hole-in-one but in the end it only turned out to be a Jamarcus Russell...

Jamarcus Russell by rodeotwigs August 2, 2010

Jamarcus Russell 

During the act of male masturbation, when one fires a bleachy load several feet over the tissue-ready receiver hand.

I was beating off in the bathroom, when I Jamarcus Russell'd all over the shower curtain.

Jamarcus Russell by Roffman October 14, 2009

Jamarcus Russell 

When you air ball a free throw and it stains your career as a shooter

Person 1: Shit, I air balled it!
Person 2:Dude you pulled a Jamarcus Russell
Everyone laughs

Jamarcus Russell by Seahawksstink June 1, 2018

Jamarcus Russell  

Jamarcus Russell was the first pick in the 2007 Draft.

Jamarcus Russell is a great quarterback and played for LSU.

Jamarcus Russell by mr_JKW May 11, 2007

JaMarcus Russell 

The first pick of the 2007 NFL Draft, a QB from LSU. Guaranteed future Pro Football Hall of Famer and a class act off the field too.

"JaMarcus Russell can fling the ball 80 yards with just a flick of his wrist and wins more games than Vince Young ever could."

JaMarcus Russell by JaMarcus Russell is a Beast May 10, 2007

doin the jamarcus russell 

A situation that very few people would wish to be in. It may begin with a person being laid off by his or her employer, but is not necessary. It then involves an excessive amount of syrup sippin followed by a run in with the law.

Yo what's Chris up to tonight?
Oh man you didn't hear? Chris was doin the JaMarcus Russell
Damn, s*@t's weak

doin the jamarcus russell by JMoneyThaIllest August 13, 2010