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jaionte by HoustonTea04 October 3, 2023
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Jainted
-(Sketchy guy #1) Yo mane, I got some percocets if you need any
(Sketchy guy #2) Bet, im trying to smoke a blunt and get jainted
-I hate that I have to spend $35 on a perc just to get jainted
-You have to go through so much sketchy shit just to get jainted.
-Yo, I just got my script, Lets get jainted!
-Lets get jainted and go to McDonalds
-I love having sex when I am hella jainted
(Sketchy guy #2) Bet, im trying to smoke a blunt and get jainted
-I hate that I have to spend $35 on a perc just to get jainted
-You have to go through so much sketchy shit just to get jainted.
-Yo, I just got my script, Lets get jainted!
-Lets get jainted and go to McDonalds
-I love having sex when I am hella jainted
Javonte
Javonte is a really hot guy with a super awesome and funny personality. If you ever are lucky enough to have a Javonte as a friend make sure you treat him well. Javonte is very hot, caring, funny, amazing dude that cares very much for the people in his life. Oh but watch out, if u mess with a Javonte or one of his friends he’ll beat the shit out of you.
Jamonte'
A swagged out individual; With Confidence, Charisma, Intelligence, and Maturity. Doesn't care much about what people think. Does their own thing.
Jamonte' is an eyecatcher.
Jamonte' by Urban Dictionarer November 19, 2011
javonte
An awesome fucking sexy dude with the dick of a horse. He is probaly the funniest kid you know. The bad-assness of his apperance will probaly kill you of awesomness. Most likely lightskinnded.............BUT HE'S FUCKING AWESOME.
javonte by Peter Stark June 30, 2011
Javonte
Javonte
Javonte is the sweetest, funniest, hottest, man alive. He is so kind and caring. The people in his life are so lucky to have him. There is no one like him, he is one of a kind. And he is always so patient and polite with people. You can always go to him to lift your spirits. He is a guy you can count on.
Javonte by Recycle can November 23, 2021
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