jailwhale

The most endangered form of whales, which are also highly delicious when in the form of cake.

Mmmmm, I could really go for come jailwhale right now.

by M Geezy25 March 5, 2009

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jaishaled

to have been drugged, robbed and molested unwillingly

On my last night in Moscow, I was jaishaled by some thugs.

by Win Cousteau September 26, 2007

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The image of a whale being carried by a number of birds that appears when the Twitter website is overloaded or has failed. Failwhale appears to now have his/her own fanclub.

Word origin: from fail + whale (probably for rhyming purposes).

Sad that Twitter had failed just when he needed it most, he was somewhat consoled by the appearance of his beloved Failwhale.

by NenyaQuende June 16, 2008

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failwhale

A annoying blue whale that turns up on the homescreen when popular social networking site Twitter goes overcapacity.
It is depicted as being carried by a flock of blue birds (the Twitter "mascots") to show that the load taken by the microblogging site is to huge to be processed.

In my opinion, it's plain irritating.

If Twitter goes overcapacity again, Imma throw that damn #Failwhale into the oilspill

by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf June 16, 2010

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jailware

1. Software which babysits, or prevents you from performing simple tasks.
2. Any Software whose user interface is so heavily simplified or 'dumbed down' that you are unable to perform basic administrative tasks without going through another interface or program.

Windows Vista is complete jailware. I can't do anything!

by pseudonym22222222222 October 1, 2008

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