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jaishaled by Win Cousteau September 26, 2007
failwhale
The image of a whale being carried by a number of birds that appears when the Twitter website is overloaded or has failed. Failwhale appears to now have his/her own fanclub.
Word origin: from fail + whale (probably for rhyming purposes).
Word origin: from fail + whale (probably for rhyming purposes).
Sad that Twitter had failed just when he needed it most, he was somewhat consoled by the appearance of his beloved Failwhale.
failwhale by NenyaQuende June 16, 2008
failwhale
A annoying blue whale that turns up on the homescreen when popular social networking site Twitter goes overcapacity.
It is depicted as being carried by a flock of blue birds (the Twitter "mascots") to show that the load taken by the microblogging site is to huge to be processed.
In my opinion, it's plain irritating.
It is depicted as being carried by a flock of blue birds (the Twitter "mascots") to show that the load taken by the microblogging site is to huge to be processed.
In my opinion, it's plain irritating.
failwhale by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf June 16, 2010
jailware
1. Software which babysits, or prevents you from performing simple tasks.
2. Any Software whose user interface is so heavily simplified or 'dumbed down' that you are unable to perform basic administrative tasks without going through another interface or program.
2. Any Software whose user interface is so heavily simplified or 'dumbed down' that you are unable to perform basic administrative tasks without going through another interface or program.
jailware by pseudonym22222222222 October 1, 2008
Failwhale
jail-whale
An underage person who is overweight; portmanteau of jailbait and whale. Jail-whales may or may not come equipped with a whale tail.
"This girl I met on myspace sounds really cute but she's probably a jail-whale so I'm gonna steer clear."
jail-whale by Ailurus January 21, 2010