jail-whale

An underage person who is overweight; portmanteau of jailbait and whale. Jail-whales may or may not come equipped with a whale tail.

"This girl I met on myspace sounds really cute but she's probably a jail-whale so I'm gonna steer clear."

by Ailurus January 21, 2010

whale jail

A facility where marine animals are used for research and then put on display for tourists.

Ex: The Alaska Sea Life Center in Seward, AK

Let's go to the whale jail and free Willy, that'll show those goddamn marine mammal biologists!

by somethingnew May 1, 2007