jail-whale

An underage person who is overweight; portmanteau of jailbait and whale. Jail-whales may or may not come equipped with a whale tail.

"This girl I met on myspace sounds really cute but she's probably a jail-whale so I'm gonna steer clear."

by Ailurus January 21, 2010

whale jail

A facility where marine animals are used for research and then put on display for tourists.

Ex: The Alaska Sea Life Center in Seward, AK

Let's go to the whale jail and free Willy, that'll show those goddamn marine mammal biologists!

by somethingnew May 13, 2007

jailwhale

The most endangered form of whales, which are also highly delicious when in the form of cake.

Mmmmm, I could really go for come jailwhale right now.

by M Geezy25 March 5, 2009