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jahblazer 

1) A street thug who wanders around the intersection Jane and Finch in Toronto. People attempt to blaze him, but he blazes them. Usually in association with Mad Russian.

2) To blaze someone in the fasion of the Jahblazer
1) Look at that jahblazer, those fools are trying to blaze him.

2) Jahblaze! yall try to blaze me but I jahblaze you before yall can touch me. CnC general!
jahblazer by Pidgon May 20, 2007
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jailblazer 

the destruction of self and team through your own careless, stupid, and often illegal activities. In other words, squandering the sum of the parts. Nickname given to the NBA's Portland Trailblazers for obvious reasons.
Fan 1: "I can't believe the Blazers lost again."
Fan 2: "Hard to win when half your team is facing drug charges and the other half just doesn't give a crap."
Fan 1: "well, I suppose they don't call them the jailblzers for nothin'"

Student 1: "dude, got some weed in my locker - let's go"
Student 2: "hey jailblazer, we got our team presentation in 2 hours!"

Monica: "do you need some intern services?"
Bill: "I'm so glad you asked, that way I won't get accused of forcing myself on you, like Paula, Kathleen, and Juanita."
Monica: "why, you little jailblazer..."
jailblazer by workinglate February 8, 2007
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Jahblaze 

A person who disregards all forms of authority, smokes weed all day, and doesn't take shit from anyone, also highly respected among the gangster communities.
"Jeremy is too jahblaze for probation, he shook tha bitch type quick"
Jahblaze by JA Hirsch November 26, 2007