tackycardia 

A disorder characterized by one having the affinity to give too many overly-tacky holiday cards.

The last 3 Christmases, Jon sent me and everyone in the family a card which was composed of little more than the words "Ho,Ho,Ho." It is apparent that he suffers from tackycardia.

tackycardia by aquajerk/surly December 26, 2011

Tachycardia 

Increased heart rate. A heart rate greater than 100 beats per minute (bpm).

Her pulse was 130, therefore, she has tachycardia.

Tachycardia by CrazyBob62 July 18, 2006

tachycardia 

Tachycardia, also called tachyarrhythmia, is a heart rate that exceeds the normal resting rate. In general, a resting heart rate over 100 beats per minute is accepted as tachycardia in adults.

Tachycardia

tachycardia by ABIxxxxxxxxxxx December 24, 2017

jackycardia 

When you're hospitalized and hooked up to a heart monitor and start jacking off and your heart rate rises to the point where hospital staff is called in thinking you're having a cardiac event only to discover you're just jacking off. A portmanteau of jacking off and tachycardia.

I had to check up on the patient because his heart rate was through the roof but it turned out to just be jackycardia.

jackycardia by noire233 November 28, 2021