jack shytte
Jack Shytte
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Jack the Shitter
A sexual act where one individual inserts a thumb into another individual's butthole and then smears the feces across the other person's throat a la Jack the Ripper. Also known as the Sweeney Turd.
Shit dog, we ate a bunch of dim sum and when we went back to the house, I gave her a Jack the Shitter before she could get on that Squatty Potty.
Jack the Shitter by SpunkyLiesl August 24, 2017
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jack the shitter by jackshitmaxxing January 21, 2024
Jack the ripper and tony the shitter
when you eat to many calories in one day and you don't go to the washroom frequently you will start getting pains and you might think its diharea but its not that its way worse.... while you're thinking that the food and pee mix making a very unpleasent mixture and it hardens really quickly then you finally go pee and it chooses to go out your pee hole but its usually 4 times larger than your pee hole so you have to sit and keep sqeazing it out and as your doing this your shitting out a gooey substance that clogs you ass hole making all the other shit spraying in your body, now the thing is almost out your wang and then the last squeaze comes and you peehole rips and blood mixes with the mixture and then creates a nasty cheese that sticks to your head for many years to come usuallly used for baking, you can put it on the pan and it makes it not stick and it also makes a nice light sent and taste to it ...YUMMMY:P
Jack the ripper and tony the shitter by babbooo May 18, 2007
Jackshitter
I was watching porn while on the pot.
I couldn't help but jackshit..
When his buddies found out he was jacking off while taking a dump, he was forever known as a jackshitter..
I couldn't help but jackshit..
When his buddies found out he was jacking off while taking a dump, he was forever known as a jackshitter..
Jackshitter by Jayjay May 3, 2014
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