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jacksonconda 

A monster aged 57 years old living in Michael Jackson pants. It measures around 666 inches in length and 69 inches in thickness. The Jacksonconda lives off the buttholes of MJ haters. A great percentage of the female (and the male) population has shown interest in the data on Jacksonconda as well as the highlights and its multiple uses, but no one ever dared to admit it aloud. The media were too busy bantering about Michael Jackson's nose apparently. But then again, there were those fans flashing their nipples and humping and-

Nevermind.
See also: (the blessed) Gold Pants, Mikegasm, Michaelicious, Mike Jr., the Force etc.
As the popular culture indicates, his Jacksonconda don't-
Nevermind, we just watched the Bad Tour and got to sort ourselves out in the bathroom a bit.

jacksonconda 

A monster aged 57 years old living in Michael Jackson pants. It measures around 666 inches in length and 69 inches in thickness. The Jacksonconda lives off the buttholes of MJ haters. A great percentage of the female (and the male) population has shown interest in the data on Jacksonconda as well as the highlights and its multiple uses, but no one ever dared to admit it aloud. The media were too busy bantering about Michael Jackson's nose apparently. But then again, there were those fans flashing their nipples and humping and-

Nevermind.
See also: (the blessed) Gold Pants, Mikegasm, Michaelicious, Mike Jr., the Force etc.
As the popular culture indicates, his Jacksonconda don't-
Nevermind, we just watched the Bad Tour and got to sort ourselves out in the bathroom a bit.

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How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026