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jacksonconda
A monster aged 57 years old living in Michael Jackson pants. It measures around 666 inches in length and 69 inches in thickness. The Jacksonconda lives off the buttholes of MJ haters. A great percentage of the female (and the male) population has shown interest in the data on Jacksonconda as well as the highlights and its multiple uses, but no one ever dared to admit it aloud. The media were too busy bantering about Michael Jackson's nose apparently. But then again, there were those fans flashing their nipples and humping and-
Nevermind.
See also: (the blessed) Gold Pants, Mikegasm, Michaelicious, Mike Jr., the Force etc.
Nevermind.
See also: (the blessed) Gold Pants, Mikegasm, Michaelicious, Mike Jr., the Force etc.
As the popular culture indicates, his Jacksonconda don't-
Nevermind, we just watched the Bad Tour and got to sort ourselves out in the bathroom a bit.
Nevermind, we just watched the Bad Tour and got to sort ourselves out in the bathroom a bit.
jacksonconda by StefIsTheWalrus July 16, 2016
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jacksonconda
A monster aged 57 years old living in Michael Jackson pants. It measures around 666 inches in length and 69 inches in thickness. The Jacksonconda lives off the buttholes of MJ haters. A great percentage of the female (and the male) population has shown interest in the data on Jacksonconda as well as the highlights and its multiple uses, but no one ever dared to admit it aloud. The media were too busy bantering about Michael Jackson's nose apparently. But then again, there were those fans flashing their nipples and humping and-
Nevermind.
See also: (the blessed) Gold Pants, Mikegasm, Michaelicious, Mike Jr., the Force etc.
Nevermind.
See also: (the blessed) Gold Pants, Mikegasm, Michaelicious, Mike Jr., the Force etc.
As the popular culture indicates, his Jacksonconda don't-
Nevermind, we just watched the Bad Tour and got to sort ourselves out in the bathroom a bit.
Nevermind, we just watched the Bad Tour and got to sort ourselves out in the bathroom a bit.
jacksonconda by StefIsTheWalrus July 16, 2016
chud run
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Hate Sink
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026