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A monster aged 57 years old living in Michael Jackson pants. It measures around 666 inches in length and 69 inches in thickness. The Jacksonconda lives off the buttholes of MJ haters. A great percentage of the female (and the male) population has shown interest in the data on Jacksonconda as well as the highlights and its multiple uses, but no one ever dared to admit it aloud. The media were too busy bantering about Michael Jackson's nose apparently. But then again, there were those fans flashing their nipples and humping and-

Nevermind.
See also: (the blessed) Gold Pants, Mikegasm, Michaelicious, Mike Jr., the Force etc.
As the popular culture indicates, his Jacksonconda don't-
Nevermind, we just watched the Bad Tour and got to sort ourselves out in the bathroom a bit.
by StefIsTheWalrus July 16, 2016
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A monster aged 57 years old living in Michael Jackson pants. It measures around 666 inches in length and 69 inches in thickness. The Jacksonconda lives off the buttholes of MJ haters. A great percentage of the female (and the male) population has shown interest in the data on Jacksonconda as well as the highlights and its multiple uses, but no one ever dared to admit it aloud. The media were too busy bantering about Michael Jackson's nose apparently. But then again, there were those fans flashing their nipples and humping and-

Nevermind.
See also: (the blessed) Gold Pants, Mikegasm, Michaelicious, Mike Jr., the Force etc.
As the popular culture indicates, his Jacksonconda don't-
Nevermind, we just watched the Bad Tour and got to sort ourselves out in the bathroom a bit.
by StefIsTheWalrus July 16, 2016
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