jack handy

a term used to desribe some one who chronically jacks off

hey his name is jack handy at home

by chris Washington July 24, 2008

jack handy

a term used to describe one who chronically jacks off

his name is phil, but it should be jack handy

by chris Washington October 16, 2005

Hand Jack

The act of putting your penis into an unsuspecting and sleeping victim's hand. While being careful not to wake the person, you proceed to thrust your hips until climax. The next morning the person will awake with crusted semen in/on their hand not know where it may have come from.

My god Sandra, after I passed out last night, I think Steve may have come into my room and hand jacked me.

by Stumpie2012 June 12, 2009

fast hand jack

a person who spends 20 to 21 hours a day learning pointless skills in any sport or activity.
-football
-poker
-teabaggin
-avin a ogwin
-turkish googelin'

fast hand jack-guys i can now do it 5 times faster (in any of the above)

by rjhawkins August 25, 2006

Jackhander

When a man grips his penis with both hands, fist over fist (requires substantially sized penis), and then has the partner grasp both of his forearms and create a motion similar to that of a jackhammer. A variation can be done by a woman holding a dildo.

Dude, that chick was crazy, she hopped on top and gave me the jackhander!

by Jackman17 July 25, 2012

jackhand

a jackhand is a very skinny boy who has freckles. he is usually either very posh or very naughty or a mix of the two. he is likely good at sport and has a squeaky voice

"look at jackhand over there trying to be cool"

by A L A May 21, 2020