Little round ass grape lookin ass that is skinny and plays his phone too much. He plays his phone when he is on vacation with his friends. He broke his femur and never recovered all legends die on the making. R.I.P Big daddy Burns calculator 2017-2018
Jack Burns is a skinny round head asskid that likes men
The act in which a dominant homosexual male penetrates a submissive homosexual male so hard in the doggy style position that the submissive's knees get 3rd degree carpet burns.
An amazing guy, that happens to be my whole world. He loves with all his heart, and lives in every moment. He loves avocados, tea and piercings. He hates nutella, immature and crude girls and being tickled. I love you Jack <3
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.