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Jack Ball 

Used to describe anyone sitting on their ass not doing a damn thing, just like a Jack ball you would get from Jack in the box.
"Look at those Jack balls, here we are working and those idiots are playing grab ass"
Jack Ball by Big Wobblers November 9, 2008
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Jack Ball 

Describes a person of either sex who does nothing. Basically contributes absolutely nothing of redeeming quality to the world around them. The word and subsequent definition came about after witnessing a person installing a Jack in the box jack ball on their antenna and asking myself what the hell does that damn thing do? Nothing!
Hey there's Don V doing what he does best, acting like a Jack Ball just sitting there on his fat ass. I bet he took Jack Ball lessons from Cait.
Jack Ball by Pig Slapper June 7, 2007

Jack Ball 

Telling someone what they want to hear to get what you want. Boosting someone's ego to get what you want from them. Making them feel special about themselves.
I'm about to Jack ball this guy,boost his ego a little bit, to get what I want.
Jack Ball by Nelly Pueblo July 19, 2018

Jack ball. 

The son of Steven Hawkins and wonder boy he is a downy and flexes he’s American money and he has a one inch wonder
Do u see that fatty over there that’s Jack ball.
Jack ball. by Jack ball. March 4, 2019

jack ball sack 

A bag of narcotics that are used to get laid.
My bro so hard up for some ass, he had to get out the jack ball sack.
jack ball sack by dangerdog36 August 3, 2017

Ball-jack 

To revoke or inhibit the ability to enjoy one's day. Comes from the idea of taking away someone's balls who uses them to have fun.
"
I'm being ball-jack (ed) right now, my Minecraft mods just won't work!
"
Ball-jack by BallJacker92 January 6, 2022

jack it ball

Another word for masturbating, jacking off, etc. Rhymes with racquetball so your friends think it's a real sport.
Yeah dude ill be over in like 20 minutes, i gotta play some jack it ball first.

I need to shower, I just played an intense game of jack it ball with myself.

jack it ball by davebyall January 20, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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