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jabbin' the rattle 

Any action but masturbation. To be used in the context of masturbation.
So, I was there jabbin' the rattle and my Mom walked in...
jabbin' the rattle by AASW September 14, 2011
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Something that is so ridiculously bullshit that the word bullshit does not suffice.

Used to define something that is so ridiculous that it is either humorous or does not make any sense.
That speech by Andrew last night was such a bunch of jargin that Marc started getting real fucking pissed.
jargin by Nebyula1 June 5, 2011

jabbin the slaw 

When a dude is trying to penetrate a pussy that is super sloppy and stinky with extraordinarily long hair.
Dude, I was jabbin the slaw last night but that skank's pussy was such a mess I couldn't find the hole.
jabbin the slaw by Tittsmcgee January 28, 2017

Jaboinya 

A tourist. Very clueless, normally seen in tourist traps such as theme parks, famous restaurants, souvenir shops,
You will find many Jaboinyas at Disneyland.

You see a bunch of Jaboinyas in New York Times Square.

I saw a bunch of Jaboinyas in my area, eating at the Mexican food truck.
Jaboinya by NowwwwYouuuuKnowwww January 24, 2017

Jablinskied 

When someone tricks you into watching their videos to see gameplay, but there’s no gameplay.
I went on JablinskiGames to see new Trover Saves The Universe gameplay, but I got Jablinskied. Jack Black got us again!
Jablinskied by bstujm June 27, 2019

Pros-Jaggin-Pros 

When one or more Pro(s) make inflammatory comments toward another Pro, but no offense is taken, because it's immediately followed by the phrase "Pros-Jaggin-Pros.".
Jamison:"You're a greedy Jew."

Dan:"Fuck you, Anti-Semite."

Jamison:"Pros-Jaggin-Pros"

Dan:"Oh, alright then."
Pros-Jaggin-Pros by Just a Pro. December 1, 2011