Pronounced: "jam-esh-cone" (stated at 1.5x speed)

"Jamesh kon" is the farsi expression, and english equivalent of "get or gather your shit together."

If you have a Persian friend, or happen to have a Persian neighbor who's generally noisy, disruptive, annoying, or just generally difficult, all you have to do is simply request that they..."jamesh kon."

A quick "Jamesh kon" is the most effective way to get a person to self reflect and become more cognizant of their wild and nonconforming ways.

Why are you mowing the lawn at 6 AM Behzad? ... jamesh kon.

That's a nice pair of loppers you have there Ali, but it's 9 AM on a Saturday so... jamesh kon.

Look, I know your shrubs and plants are out of control and you really want to use your pruning saw right now, but I'm going to need you to...jamesh kon.

Is that seriously a wheelbarrow you have there Hooshang? ...jamesh kon.

Put the leaf blower down Ali...jamesh kon.

Jamesh Kon by KimberlyDee August 5, 2020

Related Words

jabesh • jayesh • Jaresha • Jaeshon • Jamesh • jabetha • jaesha • jakeshimsgf • Jaeshaun • Jaeshawn

Jayesh

A guy with great personality and appeal. Is popular but opens up with very few people. Good at sports. Is very picky and gets irritated sometimes. Good at giving hugs.

He gave me a hug yesterday and honestly it was jayesh-like

Jayesh by Pseudonymrr July 30, 2020

Jamesha

Jamesha , Most Beautiful Ladies You Will Ever Meet. Very Cool , Calm , And Collected Until Someone Crosses Their Path . Then You Run Like Hell . Loves To Be A Leader . Very Open Minded And Usually Attracts Males Attention .!

Hey , Do You See That Beautiful Jamesha Over Yhere

Jamesha by Love live October 9, 2013

jakesh

Persian slang word, synonymous with koskesh. Could be used either with an insulting or a friendlier intent depending on the context.

well step out of the car jakesh if youre such a tough guy !

jakesh by Jakeshistan August 9, 2010

jaesha

someone who is nice but irritating, loving but clingy, and she’s very beautiful
loves everyone

someone you can trust

she’s so pretty, she must be a Jaesha

jaesha by gang gang #1 May 1, 2018

Janesh

Janesh is usually the sweetest, cutest yet sexiest boy alive in this entire universe. It is impossible to find someone else with such wonderful eyes and nose and lips. He has such an amazing personality and he is so full of good vibes that people feel blessed in his presence. He is so much fun to be around that he attracts all the ladies and even the men are drawn to his unfailable charm. He has such a big, generous heart and speaks with so much of kindness and compassion, not only with his friends but even with strangers and animals. He can even be intelligent, full of creativity and passionate about what he truly loves. Nowhere else in this universe does such beauty reside and it is impossible for someone not to fall in love with him at first sight.

Wow, I met a Janesh the other day and I couldn't breathe properly with the butterflies in my stomach and the fluttering of the heart that he ignited in me.

Janesh by loverboy1799 July 31, 2017

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026