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He is one of the Z-class celebrities of BBC Persian that nobody gives a shit about.
Booghlan jakan is a compound noun made up of 2 parts:
1)Booghlan (Boughlan/Buglan)
Legend has it that boughlan was a thug or as locals call it "Lut" in the village of "Jupun" near Tehran which in turn was changed to japan by the communists and chauvinists.
2)Jakan
That's an euphemism for the word "Jakoon" which literally means "the place of a$$"
This word was frequently used by ana (nane) Tomeres and ata (daddy) Oghuz Khan to knight the great warriors of ancient Turkish Sumerians and Vikings.
After their death they were buried in a mountain with the same name near the castle of Alamut as a mark of honor to their bravery.
Locals believe that anna Tomeres and ata Oghuz Khan are still alive and the mournful howls of the wolves are from the dead booghlan jakans honoring the the lost soul of the reigning and defending Oghuz Khan the great.
The Ninjas and the samurai are the descendants of Booghlan Jakans.
He is one of the Z-class celebrities of BBC Persian that nobody gives a shit about.
Booghlan jakan is a compound noun made up of 2 parts:
1)Booghlan (Boughlan/Buglan)
Legend has it that boughlan was a thug or as locals call it "Lut" in the village of "Jupun" near Tehran which in turn was changed to japan by the communists and chauvinists.
2)Jakan
That's an euphemism for the word "Jakoon" which literally means "the place of a$$"
This word was frequently used by ana (nane) Tomeres and ata (daddy) Oghuz Khan to knight the great warriors of ancient Turkish Sumerians and Vikings.
After their death they were buried in a mountain with the same name near the castle of Alamut as a mark of honor to their bravery.
Locals believe that anna Tomeres and ata Oghuz Khan are still alive and the mournful howls of the wolves are from the dead booghlan jakans honoring the the lost soul of the reigning and defending Oghuz Khan the great.
The Ninjas and the samurai are the descendants of Booghlan Jakans.
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