j man  

the act of fucking your friends ex girlfriends as a guise to cover your obvious homosexual tendencies.

j man : hey noah, i just fucked jakes ex girlfriend, wanna seran my gay face and hot carl me , or just cornhole my gay ass really hard!!!!!?

j man by noah von wiener taker January 12, 2008

j man 

1)strong manly man that thinks he is perfect and everyone else is less important then him.

2)classic rock loving person
3)athletic and very good at what he does(not very much)

that cocky person. what a j man.

j man by big t 7 November 17, 2007

J Man 

A dope Alien from outer space who disguises themselves in human flesh of an attractive person. J Man's are infatuated with Mclovin and like to do drugs.

"Woah that's very J Man of you"

J Man by J Man the Alien January 28, 2024

J Man 

J Man is someone who sits at the back of the room, the man who knocks, the goat, mister aura

yourdailywtakes: yo who on siege? 👀
trust: i dont play with copper shitters.
cnote: yo trust ur a J Man
trust: glaze it
rx: kids a boss

J Man by fuckrx February 6, 2025

j-man

A word used to describe someone suffering from the disease Joseph's Albinism. The person with this condition has a very white complexion that at times you can't even see them. At around the age of fifteen they develop a muscular back and large biceps. Their hair looks asian and their sideburns stick out so much that they are also known as mud flaps. J-man's also have a fetish for teachers and being handcuffed. Also 70% of J-men carry around 1GB USB's maxed out with pornographic material.

j-man

j-man by a-non-y-mo-us September 13, 2009

j-man

A white wannabee ghetto person who likes to straighten Tina's curls...
He enjoys Tila tequila and greets people saying HEY GIRL HEY!
J-man's are also very naughty and like to play with handcuffs!!
J-mans have an anmazing model walk and likes to think that he is crunk!

Hey girl Hey he is such a j-man!

j-man by Melissa Moore May 30, 2008

The J Man 

A truly affectionate term for Jesus Christ.

I was talking to the J man the other day and I asked Him...

The J Man by Jimmy Hardwick July 28, 2008