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yoooooo lemme hit that j bap

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Jbaptiste

Jbap is on of the “Legendary AFK Gods”. An AFK God is a godly entity who goes AFK a lot and depending on the god is depending on how much they go afk. It could be in the middle of a game or anytime. Usually when they go afk they have to clean up a planet or remake a universe.

Wow this dude is a “Jbaptiste”. Always going afk.

Jbaptiste by God Jamal December 1, 2020

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Jbaptiste

Jbaptiste is known as one of the “AFK Gods”. An afk god is a godly being who goes afk in the middle of a game or goes afk before doing something big in a game making everyone hella mad. Usually when an AFK God goes afk they have to clean up a planet or Remake a universe.

Wow this nigga is a “Jbaptiste” as nigga. Always going afk.

Jbaptiste by God Jamal December 1, 2020

Jbaptiste

Wow this nigga is a “Jbaptiste” as nigga. Always going afk.

Jbaptiste by God Jamal December 1, 2020

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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