Jbaptiste

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Jbap is on of the “Legendary AFK Gods”. An AFK God is a godly entity who goes AFK a lot and depending on the god is depending on how much they go afk. It could be in the middle of a game or anytime. Usually when they go afk they have to clean up a planet or remake a universe.

Wow this dude is a “Jbaptiste”. Always going afk.

Jbaptiste by God Jamal December 1, 2020

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Jbaptiste

Jbaptiste is known as one of the “AFK Gods”. An afk god is a godly being who goes afk in the middle of a game or goes afk before doing something big in a game making everyone hella mad. Usually when an AFK God goes afk they have to clean up a planet or Remake a universe.

Wow this nigga is a “Jbaptiste” as nigga. Always going afk.

Jbaptiste by God Jamal December 1, 2020

Jbaptiste

Wow this nigga is a “Jbaptiste” as nigga. Always going afk.

Jbaptiste by God Jamal December 1, 2020

Jean-Baptiste Maunier

A French actor and singer born December 22nd, 1990. Maunier gained fame for his starring role in the 2004 French film Les Choristes, in which Maunier plays Pierre Morhange, a delinquent with an exceptional singing voice at the correctional school Fond de L'Étang.

Person 1: We had to watch 'Les Choristes' for french class...

Person 2: Aw man, that sucks

Person 1: No, it had Jean-Baptiste Maunier as Morhange!!! HE'S SO FRIGGIN HAWT!!!!

Jean-Baptiste Maunier by leschoristes354 February 24, 2010

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jean-baptiste

The most handsome and gentle French guy ever. jean-baptiste is hot, sexy, sweet & a great friend, you should all know one and have one in your life.

I love jean-baptiste, he's so perfect!

jean-baptiste by frenchycorgi September 23, 2020

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Baptiste

a Baptiste is someone who is very caring, kind and loving, but quite closed at the same time. Normally good boyfriends. This type of person is also renowned in bed and is an amazing catch.

The male version of an Elinor.

my boyfriend is such a Baptiste, i swear it's amazing

Baptiste by handlecakes October 6, 2016

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jean-baptiste

A French bouquet, much french very paris.

Oh my god he is very Jean-Baptiste

jean-baptiste by frenchy555 March 2, 2014

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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