Jbaptiste

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Jbap is on of the “Legendary AFK Gods”. An AFK God is a godly entity who goes AFK a lot and depending on the god is depending on how much they go afk. It could be in the middle of a game or anytime. Usually when they go afk they have to clean up a planet or remake a universe.

Wow this dude is a “Jbaptiste”. Always going afk.

Jbaptiste by God Jamal December 1, 2020

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Jbaptiste

Jbaptiste is known as one of the “AFK Gods”. An afk god is a godly being who goes afk in the middle of a game or goes afk before doing something big in a game making everyone hella mad. Usually when an AFK God goes afk they have to clean up a planet or Remake a universe.

Wow this nigga is a “Jbaptiste” as nigga. Always going afk.

Jbaptiste by God Jamal December 1, 2020

Jbaptiste

Wow this nigga is a “Jbaptiste” as nigga. Always going afk.

Jbaptiste by God Jamal December 1, 2020

Jean-Baptiste Maunier

A French actor and singer born December 22nd, 1990. Maunier gained fame for his starring role in the 2004 French film Les Choristes, in which Maunier plays Pierre Morhange, a delinquent with an exceptional singing voice at the correctional school Fond de L'Étang.

Person 1: We had to watch 'Les Choristes' for french class...

Person 2: Aw man, that sucks

Person 1: No, it had Jean-Baptiste Maunier as Morhange!!! HE'S SO FRIGGIN HAWT!!!!

Jean-Baptiste Maunier by leschoristes354 February 24, 2010

jean-baptiste

The most handsome and gentle French guy ever. jean-baptiste is hot, sexy, sweet & a great friend, you should all know one and have one in your life.

I love jean-baptiste, he's so perfect!

jean-baptiste by frenchycorgi September 23, 2020

Baptiste

a Baptiste is someone who is very caring, kind and loving, but quite closed at the same time. Normally good boyfriends. This type of person is also renowned in bed and is an amazing catch.

The male version of an Elinor.

my boyfriend is such a Baptiste, i swear it's amazing

Baptiste by handlecakes October 6, 2016

jean-baptiste

A French bouquet, much french very paris.

Oh my god he is very Jean-Baptiste

jean-baptiste by frenchy555 March 2, 2014

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026