j*pan 

"Japan", name of country, with undeliberate censorship of second letter due to automatic censorship of racial slur "jap". Sometimes used ironically.

Why does this board have so weird censorship policy? I can't even spell J*pan right.

j*pan by lolmarx December 28, 2011

j pants 

Welfare slang for "jogging pants", a comfortable cotton garment typically worn by athletes and degenerates.

"What are you wearing, you look like an asshole!"
"I'm wearin' ma bes' j pants!"

j pants by essboyer August 18, 2011

J-Panda

Buy your friend cheap poor quality eye makeup and ask her to apply it. Then spray your man vet on her eyes and when it runs out and she has gotten black oval around her eyes - she looks like a panda bear.

I bought my friend cheap eye makeup and she put it on her face, after a vigorous free party I sprayed my juice on her eyes and this ran all over so she had black circles around her eyes - she looked like a j-Panda.

J-Panda by EBG2025 January 25, 2025

Pandy J 

1. To receive a hand job while playing World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria.

2. To receive a hand job from a panda.

3. To give a panda a hand job.

4. To give/receive a hand job to/from someone dressed up as a panda.

"Oh my god, my boyfriend Smitty's sexual aggression is too much for me to deal with, today he even forced me to give him a Pandy J!"

Pandy J by SaveMeFromSmitty January 8, 2014

Jpank

Adjective

1.Used to describe an individual who has an amazing sense of fashion, typically used to describe only the top tier in fashion/style.

2. Excessively fly

"Wow Kanye is jpank, did you see his GQ editorial?"

"When Asap Rocky made his debut on his earlier music videos, his style was high end yet street, clearly he was the most jpank rapper in the game"

"Jared actually stepped his game up this year, those yeezys confirm that he is jpank.

"I aint just fly, I am jpank"

"to be stylish is okay, to be jpank is better"

Jpank by Bay_area_650 April 12, 2017

JPanther 

(1) A good tank in the game World of tanks blitz, still hold well Vs. premium tank,

(2) Short for Jägerpanzerkampfwagen V

WoTb fan: Jpanther op
WoT fan: its just good

JPanther by Mr. llamaton April 30, 2023