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Ivy Leauge 

A school you definitely couldn't get into as you can't even spell "League" correctly.
I applied to the Ivy Leauge but I got rejected because I spelled Yail, Kolumbia, Kornel, Dartmuth, Prinston, Harverd, PennState and Broun wrong. I suck.
Ivy Leauge by jknee April 23, 2006
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Ivy Leauge 

The way idiots spell ivy league.
Ivy Leauge by Em-Jay-See May 18, 2006

Ivy Leauge 

A group of 8 colleges also known as the "Ancient 8 which are:

Harvard
Princeton
Yale
Cornell
Columbia
Penn
Dartmouth
Brown

These colleges are set apart by the fact that they all play football together and do not award merit-based or athletic scholarships.
Wow... Columbia got crushed by Brown again!
Ivy Leauge by Carlos LLave December 16, 2004

Ivy Leauge 

One of 8 schools that you couldn't get into. At the top of the list is the University of Pennsylvania because graduates from there will and have a social life and make more money that you ever dreamed of.
"You go to Harvard. I'm sorry."
"Yale graduates have no friends in the real world."
"Anyone can buy there way into Princeton."
"Penn is where smart, rich kids learn how to take over the world."
Ivy Leauge by UPenn May 30, 2005

Operation Ivy Leauge 

A police bust involving few drugs of small aggregate value, which is nonetheless newsworthy, because the suspects are students at a prestigious college.
"Operation Ivy Leauge netted seven people including upwards of $11,000 in drugs (street value)." The students. who were near graduation with useful degrees fighting cancer, etc. are expected to be expelled summarily expelled and barred from advancing their careers in science, so that the NYPD can shine it's end of year numbers.
Operation Ivy Leauge by truthtellerz February 22, 2011

ivy league of terrorism 

A state or an institution, like Pakistan government and Pakistani Army, which acts a host to international cross-border terrorist groups and promotes them like ivy leagues of different sports and games.
Pakistan hosts Ivy League of terrorism, U.N. told.
ivy league of terrorism by mailucmail December 14, 2016

Ivy League 

The place your parents wanted you to go to, but even YOUR dumbass knew you wouldn't get in.
I went to an Ivy League, now I have a bachelors degree and over 100,000 in debt because I wasn't very poor or very rich!
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