UPenn's definitions

Ivy Leauge

One of 8 schools that you couldn't get into. At the top of the list is the University of Pennsylvania because graduates from there will and have a social life and make more money that you ever dreamed of.

"You go to Harvard. I'm sorry."
"Yale graduates have no friends in the real world."
"Anyone can buy there way into Princeton."
"Penn is where smart, rich kids learn how to take over the world."

by UPenn May 30, 2005