person one: i cannot stand people who wheeze when they talk, can you stand people who wheeze when they talk? omg, it's like, so horrible, go to a doctor.
person two: dear god! itya
Acronym for "I Thought Your Ass Was A Pussy." When you want to stick it in a girl's ass without her permission, and you do it anyway by pretending you didn't realize it isn't her pussy. Can be used as a noun or sentence.
Girl, "hey, I didn't give you permission to stick it in my ass!"
Guy, "Oops, ITYAWAP!"
Or
Ron, "I want to FRUTA, but she doesn't want to. What should I do?"
Al, "Lube it up, and pull an ITYAWAP"
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.