itchy butt 

go to bed with itchy butt

wake up with smelly finger

: /

Didn't quite get around to the courtesy wipe.....now i gotta deal with itchy butt for the rest of the day

itchy butt by CORNHOLIO! May 23, 2012

itchy butt syndrome 

Otherwise known as the “Joe Fallon” It is a case where u forget to whip ur ass and ur butt becomes itchy

Damn I got a case of the Joe gallon right now (itchy butt syndrome)

itchy butt syndrome by YaMom69 December 30, 2021

Dirty Itchy Butt 

when you don’t wipe right the first time so now you’re stuck walking around with a dirty itchy butt which can now lead to smelly fingers & an itchy ass .

I was in such a hurry wiping earlier now I have a dirty itchy butt .

Make sure you wipe right because you don’t want a dirty itchy butt .

Dirty Itchy Butt by WhiteyBoom3r January 9, 2020

itchy gym butt 

when you've pooped recently and then go work out and while working out develop an intense irressistable ass itch that won't quit without the fiercest of scratching.

Monday I ate chili, tuesday afternoon I took a big shit then went to the gym. On the elliptical I had itchy gym butt something terrible.

itchy gym butt by Kanisha J. January 22, 2014

Itchy Butthole Day 

Likening the events or impending doom of a day to that of having an itchy butthole which is the uneasy feeling or "itchy feeling" a person may experience during post-defecation that occurs around the posterior aperture of the alimentary canal also known as your butthole. An itchy butthole day occurs when post awakening, things start going terribly wrong and make you feel like you have an actual flaming asshole, but in actuality, the world is just fucking you in the ass causing a similar, searing sensation in your soul.

I got up late and the kids missed the bus, I spilled my coffee when I got out of my car at work and once I got there I got verbally donkey punched by my boss and I could just tell it was going to be an Itchy Butthole Day.

Itchy Butthole Day by Mamamia121 April 16, 2010

Itchy Butthole 

An itchy butthole is the uneasy feeling or "itchy feeling" a person may experience during post-defication that occurs around the posterior aperture of the alimentary canal also known as your butthole.

If you ever decide to participate in a game of loaded questions, be prepared for the worst. A chain of itchy buttholes will start to develop and you'll have a full dinner table complaining of an itchy butthole!!!!

Itchy Butthole by homo dumb dumb March 6, 2009

Butt Itch

That itch you can't get out no matter what, no matter how hard you itch. Most people would do anything to get rid of the itch. See deadly itch.

Joe: ARRRGGHH!
Frank: What are you doing?
Joe: IT ITCHES!
Frank: What itches?
Joe, now dragging butt on ground: MY BUTT!! Make it stop!!!
Frank: Looks like you got a case of Butt Itch.

Butt Itch by under 9000 May 2, 2009