go to bed with itchy butt

wake up with smelly finger

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Didn't quite get around to the courtesy wipe.....now i gotta deal with itchy butt for the rest of the day
by CORNHOLIO! February 28, 2012
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when you don’t wipe right the first time so now you’re stuck walking around with a dirty itchy butt which can now lead to smelly fingers & an itchy ass .
I was in such a hurry wiping earlier now I have a dirty itchy butt .

Make sure you wipe right because you don’t want a dirty itchy butt .
by WhiteyBoom3r January 9, 2020
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Otherwise known as the “Joe Fallon” It is a case where u forget to whip ur ass and ur butt becomes itchy
Damn I got a case of the Joe gallon right now (itchy butt syndrome)
by YaMom69 December 30, 2022
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when you've pooped recently and then go work out and while working out develop an intense irressistable ass itch that won't quit without the fiercest of scratching.
Monday I ate chili, tuesday afternoon I took a big shit then went to the gym. On the elliptical I had itchy gym butt something terrible.
by Kanisha J. January 22, 2014
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