isrealing

Hitting them, and claiming its self-defence.

The bully at school keeps isrealing me, and the teachers never intervene.

by forsythe113 September 16, 2025

Israeling

When u say an egregious lie to cover ur big lie from before, hoping to elicit sympathy

My girlfriend lied about being out with friends (but was with her ex) and in the middle of the argument she told me her mom was in the hospital and I was supposed to should show sympathy and understand her hurt feelings. I should have also paid the hospital bill because its somehow was my fault. She was totally Israeling.

by Truth teller G October 30, 2023

Israeling

a sickly exaggerated desire to have something that belongs to someone else, and that you are ready to steal it by stepping over corpses

he's been ISRAELING his neighbor's car for years, and when he realized he couldn't buy it, he crept up at night and stole it.

by Oxford Curriculum Reviewer October 24, 2023

Israeling

Falsely claiming ownership and assuming a victim role for something that isn't rightfully yours.

I swear mother, he's israeling, the t-shirt is mine!

by Jeremyfisher445 November 4, 2023

Israeling

The feeling of ownership over another population's land, resource access, and lives by way of having a god complex and religious scripture as testament to the right to commit criminal practices without accountability.

- Hey, do you know what Yaacov is up to these days?

- Last I heard, he's Israeling in Jerusalem

by The Palestinian Hawk June 19, 2022

iReeling

iReeling occurs when you attempt to wrap your iPod headphones around your iPod when putting it away, but then get distracted, resulting in you absent-mindedly twisting your headphones round in a "reeling" motion for up to a minute, making you look like an utter fool.

Usually occurs when meeting someone in a street while listening to your iPod.

Charlie: *listening to iPod* oh, hi mate!
Mate: Hi there!
Charlie: *removes headphones and starts iReeling* "so, hows things? I heard that you-"
Mate: Charlie, you're iReeling.
Charlie: Ah.

by CharlieGiggles August 7, 2009

Inreading

1 : the reliance for one's knowledge of a subject to come from what someone else has read and shared with them.
2 : confinement to a narrow mind or a local or limited field of thought

The marketing department doesn't come up with any ideas that are worthy. Probably because the have fallen victim of inreading and no longer seaking new concepts.

by Irene Inreader February 20, 2008