israelbain 

Israel Bain is a hunk with shredded calves. He gets all of the bitches. He is known to have a dick the size of full grown horses'. His skills in bed are amazing. It is said that he once did "helicopter dick" and flew away into outer space. Imagine the perfect man in your mind. That perfect man looks like him. He is like a brown jesus. His biceps are larger than Mount Everest. He has so much swog that The Holy God himself came down and bowed before him. His mullet has so much flow that occasionally when he flips it, it creates a tsunami destroying hundreds of villages in Eastern Asia. He once beat up Chuck Norris with only his pinky toe. He is so great that when he dies, he will be placed in a pyramid larger than the sun. He is also hotter than the sun. Like the sun, he turns all of the casual women into thirsty hoes. israelbain is a celebrity because he was one of the youngest people to win a noble prize. Also because he is shredded. In the movie "The Hunger Games", Jennifer Lawrence

personally request israelbain as the main male character just so she could kiss him. He denied her the went back to travel between space and time. There is a religion named after israelbain called "Bainism".

1. noun) Israelbain is a sex god.

2.Adjective) I really want to hit the gym so that way I can get as massive as israelbain.

israelbain by israelandjustin February 6, 2014

Israeling 

When u say an egregious lie to cover ur big lie from before, hoping to elicit sympathy

My girlfriend lied about being out with friends (but was with her ex) and in the middle of the argument she told me her mom was in the hospital and I was supposed to should show sympathy and understand her hurt feelings. I should have also paid the hospital bill because its somehow was my fault. She was totally Israeling.

Israeling by Truth teller G October 30, 2023

Israeling 

a sickly exaggerated desire to have something that belongs to someone else, and that you are ready to steal it by stepping over corpses

he's been ISRAELING his neighbor's car for years, and when he realized he couldn't buy it, he crept up at night and stole it.

Israeling by Oxford Curriculum Reviewer October 24, 2023

Israeling 

Falsely claiming ownership and assuming a victim role for something that isn't rightfully yours.

I swear mother, he's israeling, the t-shirt is mine!

Israeling by Jeremyfisher445 November 4, 2023

Israeling 

The feeling of ownership over another population's land, resource access, and lives by way of having a god complex and religious scripture as testament to the right to commit criminal practices without accountability.

- Hey, do you know what Yaacov is up to these days?

- Last I heard, he's Israeling in Jerusalem

Israeling by The Palestinian Hawk June 19, 2022

Israelian Shut-eye 

After a long night of drinking and witnessing a friend pass out drunk, one male then ejaculates on the friend's eyelids therein creating a binding link between eyelashes. After several hours after the ejaculation, the liquid welds the eye shut making it nearly impossible for the friend to open their eyes the following morning.

Mark got hammered last night and had sex with an ugly chick so I gave him an Israelian shut-eye so he wouldnt have to see her the next morning.

Israelian Shut-eye by Charlie Buttfuckus November 21, 2011

Israeling 

Here is how I would define that sentence in a dictionary style:

appropriation (uh-PRO-pree-AY-shun)
noun
Noun

The act of stealing possession or authorship of something and representing it as having always been one's own.

James *said something funny*
Tem: lol I’m Israeling this joke!

Israeling by Bagofbeaf November 12, 2023