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When you're in denial and delusional and can't get the hint.
The thirsty hunt for a dick you can never have but refuse to see reality.
You're basically oblivious and basic.
Lame reference to Brita'd
Leah keeps pretending to fool us when we know every trick, she might be Isley'd
isley'd by makelifeGODODagain December 13, 2016
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Dirty Isley 

When some one with the last name jones have sex
Isley My girl Katy Jones just did a dirty Isley with me
Dirty Isley by Toe jammy poo November 14, 2020

Isle Dash 

When you shit your pants in a grocery store isle and immediately dash to the next isle.
I just shit my pants and ran to the next isle.. I pulled the isle dash.
Isle Dash by Squadteamrep April 15, 2015

Isle donkey 

A flight or cabin attendant that is as stupid as a donkey.

A flight or cabin attendant that acts like a jackass.

A poorly trained or poorly skilled cabin host or flight attendant, usually treats the equipment and or passengers poorly.
The isle donkey is kicking her stall again.
Isle donkey by Bosley May 2, 2018

isle of dogs

A type of person that likes to participate in dogging.
(Mainly in car parks)
Does one fell like dogging in the isle of dogs tonight?
isle of dogs by bermondsey mick November 28, 2017

Little Deer Isle, Maine 

The most amazing place in the world. The sun sets in oranges, yellows, and pinks. The people are so great and the memories last a life time. It's impossible to state all the amazing times, but Thursdays are square dances, mondays are pan dances, and every day's a chance to get CRUNK and have a good time. The days are hot, but the people are hotter, and the place is outta control...you're unlucky if you're not there.
"I can't wait for Little Deer Isle, Maine this year, the times are gonna be outta control!"
Little Deer Isle, Maine by mainer123 December 26, 2008

Deezy Isles 

Lover Boy, Drinks beers on the beach, Eats tabs of acid, once found a sea urchin in a lava tube
:I saw Deezy Isles at Shipwrecks
- we should see if he wants to kick it
Deezy Isles by Wormwoods May 9, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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