Isle Dash

When you shit your pants in a grocery store isle and immediately dash to the next isle.

I just shit my pants and ran to the next isle.. I pulled the isle dash.

by Squadteamrep April 15, 2015

Floor Creak

When you fart or burp, and ask anyone around you if they floor creaked to hide your mistake.

(Shits pants)
Whoo! Did the floor creak or something?

by Squadteamrep April 15, 2015