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irritext 

the action of irritating someone over text messages.
"How many more messages are you going to send about this? You're starting to seriously irritext me'"
irritext by NrDiBurn December 6, 2015
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Irretextable 

A type of person that you simply cannot resist but text
They are usually somebody that is interesting and messaging goes beyond "Hey, how was your day?" "Good! How was yours!?"
Oh my god Tanya, you are just so god damn irretextable! Stop being so awesome you irretextable cevapci!
Irretextable by Cevapci muncher June 14, 2013
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irritection 

A state of extreme irritation caused by malfunctioning technology.
Alex felt such irritection she opened the window and threw her computer as far as she could. She smiled her first smile of the day when she heard the sound of its obliterating crash onto the sidewalk six stories down.

When she feels irritection, her lips tighten, her eyes get buggy, and she mutters some phrase with the word pecker in it.

Theo felt intense irritection after spending three fruitless hours trying to sync his iPod with his new Blackberry.
irritection by Doe Ray July 30, 2009

irritexting 

When some is irritating you by text. Sending to many text messages, or anything that irritate over text.
" Dude, this guy keeps texting me over these tickets he needs I can't chill. Man tell him to stop irritexting you!"
irritexting by NrDiBurn December 6, 2015
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