Iron Vagina

When a particular woman exhibits the appearence and properties of major bitchitude, such that pierces the soul to the point which all men fear her. She seems to be the type to not take any shit from anyone and most certainly slaps around any man whom she may copulate with.

My friend's girlfriend is hott but she's a total iron vagina.
Dementors, cruella deville, Sarah Silverman, Fergie, Angelina Jolie, M from 007

Iron Vagina by jbibulouscbartu March 31, 2009

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Iron Vagina

When a girl is extremely prude and no guy is able to get with her, she is said to have an "Iron Vagina." Hence the name, the vag is impermeable to any male body parts (i.e. dick, fingers, etc.)and acts as if there is a extremely thick sheet of iron covering it, warding off any and all brave, unwanted invaders.

-"Dude, did you get with that hot chick last night, she was so gone"
-"Nah bro, she had such an iron vagina it was un-fucking-believable. i just went home and beat off...western grip"
-"to her?"
-"..yeah"
-"using facebook?!"
-"ye-..uh........no?"

Iron Vagina by mr35act April 2, 2009

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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