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cadishead 

A small town in Salford that is actually closer to Warrington so most people in Salford don't know it exists. Most inhabitants do not work in Cadishead; they work elsewhere or not at all.

Outsiders may pass through the town, bit may not stop. Inhabitants may visit neighbouring Irlam, but need their passports to travel further. To confine the population there is a single road in and out; mosslands to the north and a moat to the south.
The main sources of sustenance are "the big tesco" Lidl, or Caddy Fried Chicken.

Locals greet each other (if not in a world of their own) with a traditional "gimme six."
Many children's first words are "fuck," "no" and "gerroff." These become legible at age 21.
Where is Cadishead?
He went to Cadishead and was never seen again
cadishead by Dartington June 29, 2015
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Irlam and Cadishead academy

ICA is a shit school full of shit teachers. Everyone hates that fucking place and the head teachers an alcoholic
Fuck that I’m never going back to irlam and cadishead academy

cadenhead 

the town idiot, generally jewish with un-naturally large features (nose, eyebrows, lips). commonly supports an annoying voice with gay tendances.
"that cadenhead is a right cunt"

"you are such a fucking cadenhead!"

"shut up cadenhead you monkey fucker"
cadenhead by harry smith99 February 3, 2008

cadgstead 

1) one or many persons of a filthbag ne'er-do-well nature, who crashes a party of one or more already in progress; the un-solicit sitting down at the table sponging any sort of goods and services - to money for crack. 2) one passing by another's personal space gawking more than once, eavesdropping and or mocking from afar - but still within listening range".
It has become comical how Laurie and Walt can't ever socialize within the general populace, without some dirty Cadgstead bum-rushing them.
cadgstead by Filthbag March 21, 2007

Codshead 

A slur on someone when frequenting an area where strong swear words would not be suitable for use
Oi, Codshead, you going to do any work today?
Codshead by Ironm4n September 10, 2018
A cis, heterosexual person who is wilfully ignorant of the nuances that come with being a part of the LGBT+ community, and will consistently attempt to talk over members of the community as if they know better simply by having the privilege of being considered the 'default'.
Laura keeps insisting that bottoming is the exact same thing as submissive, it's such cishead behaviour
cishead by moonslut March 31, 2020

Cadenhead 

Lanky brunette looking for a good time. Lurks around pubs throughout Scotland to find its prey
Watch out for that cadenhead over there, don't make eye contact!
Cadenhead by jacad1999 January 18, 2015
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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