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Kill the Irishman 

A pretty good movie about the Irish gangster Danny Greene.
Kill the Irishman is definitely up there with other great gangster movies like American Gangster and Public Enemies.
Kill the Irishman by Dancing with Fire September 10, 2011

The Irishman

A movie set to release in 2012. Directed by the greatest director of all time, Martin Scorsese, and starring the greatest actor of all time, Robert De Niro.

Al Pacino, Joe Pesci, and Harvey Keitel will also have supporting roles.

The movie is based on the book "I Heard You Paint Houses," the story of Frank Sheeran, who supposedly killed Jimmy Hoffa.

This movie has potential to become the greatest movie of all time, it is the most anticipated movie of my lifetime.
Man 1: What's the greatest movie of all time?
Man 2: Right now? The Godfather... In two years? The Irishman

sober irishman 

A mythical creature that only exists in legends and is often seen by drunking irishman.

Used by irish parents to scare their kids.

see irish
If you keep acting that way, you are going to grow up and become sober!
sober irishman by IrishRepublicanArmy November 26, 2003

Irishman 

A man of Irish birth or ancestry.

Also a man that can drink any man under the table and can take on any fight. He's also loyal to the end and is always there for his mates. If you find one in a bar be sure to buy him a drink for he'll have some stories that will make yer hair curl!
Irishman by jack_dan February 3, 2010

sober Irishman 

There is not a sober Irishman in the entire world
sober Irishman by Robbie J June 10, 2003

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman 

A collection of jokes known mostly by residents of the United Kingdom which involve a man from England, Scotland and Ireland. The jokes are commonly long and end up with the Irishman being made a fool of or making the pun of the joke.

The jokes rarely involve Wales. Lucky Buggers.
An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are all invited to a Christmas party. In order to get into the party, they must bring something relevant with Christmas. On the day, the Scotsman turns up with a Christmas tree, so he is allowed in. The Englishman turns up and brings a cracker, so he allowed in aswell. Eventually the Irishman turns up also, holding a pair of ladies underwear. The guard at the door asks him, "What have they got to do with Christmas?"

The Irishman replies, "They're Carols".
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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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