ICPenis 

Insane Clown Posse - horrorcore rap group that are proud to be the most hated band around. They don't care if you hate them because they'll always have the juggalos.
I'm a juggalette. I can spell just fine. I don't show people my breasts. I'm not a drug addict. I listen to other music not just psychopathic records. I'm not dirty. I'm not depressed. You should really stop judging people by their taste in music. I don't hate you for what you listen to, why do you have to say ignorant things about me?

yo, fuck haters dawg
ICPenis is watz up niggaz

ICPenis by Stoopid_Juggalette March 15, 2009

iPenis 

Your Internet Penis. Its size can increase or decrease depending on how ePopular you are.

I got a GeForce 6800 Ultra, bitches!
Oh, your iPenis is so huge now. And you're going to be so ePopular once everybody reads this post....

iPenis by Ivan Boy August 17, 2004

ipenis 

1. A person using an ipod as a 'status symbol' or falsely believing they are better than others because they were thick enough to pay $300 more than they had to on an MP3 player that breaks down three times as often.

2. Also when people use their ipods to compensate for their lack of genitalia.

3.) Using an ipod as a dildo because you love the damn thing so much and you spent your dildo money on the waste of space MP3.

1. Greg was acting like such an ipenis, he was headbanging on the bus and his fucking ipod headphones were unplugged.

2. Person 1: I don't have a dick, so I compensate by showing off my ipenis wherever I go.
Person 2: *repeatedly beats ipod into a small metal and plastic mess with a mallet=
Person: I am no longer a man D':

3. Mary stuffed her ipenis up her pussy. Possibly the best use for an ipod I've heard so far. Apple should make the next overpriced model have a vibrate function.

ipenis by Muchi December 18, 2005

the icypenis

When you freeze your own dick to 0 on the Calvin scale then fuck your sister

Hey molly when do you want to do the icypenis

the icypenis by The. Milk man March 2, 2021

ipenis 

a term sometimes used when people are talking about companies with many different intellectual properties

microsoft needs to grow their ipenis

ipenis by justaretartontheinternet December 8, 2023