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iottm stands for i over think too much in a Discreet way :)
“Bro why do you always think I’m cheating ?”

“Sorry iottm”
iottm by ABIGGBOOTYMIXEDBADDIE June 17, 2022
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Iotomita 

can be a happy person and a sad person, sometimes he can change his mood in a matter of seconds. He likes to play video games all day long and he really really believes that if he changes his software his PC will become faster. He really likes rock/metal music. His dream is to become the best League of Legends player in the world even though he is gold.
Love him or hate him,Iotomita is your best friend !
Iotomita by BogiSenapai May 16, 2020
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David: So this kid gets on an airplane but he realizes that he forgot his teddy bear back in the lobby area so he tells his mom that he can’t leave his sweet teddy bear so his mom alerts the stewardess who then tells the pilot in order to keep the plane from taking off, the stewardess then radios into the lobby area for the security guard to find the boy’s teddy bear, they then finally get the sweet teddy bear back to the little boy before the plane takes off, taking the little boy with the tiny teddy bear that he will be giving to his new adopted little sister....
Me: that’s a great story
David: sorry ITTM
Me: nope. Tell me more.
ittm by dazie914 November 29, 2019

itotmsotmp 

Abbreviation for "I'm tired of these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane" can be used for trolling
guy 1: did you get the homework?

guy 2: itotmsotmp

guy 1: what the hell did you just say?

guy 2:I'm tired of these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!

guy 1 shuts up.
itotmsotmp by stqism February 5, 2012

IOTM (Impala of the Month) 

A prestigious award given each month to the poster of the finest display of Impala (circa 2000+) workmanship on naioa.com. While the award is usually based on the car's looks and photographic quality, it can also be given for uber engine modifications, especially unique modifications or even something as stupid as successfully fitting 26" wheels on the car.
Fo shizzle, SSrider! Those new inlays are nice! I see you're rockin some fabulous new candy-coated F-body calipers, too. I'm definitely nominating your ride for IOTM (Impala of the Month)!
a synonym for fuck and can be used interchangeably with fuck (always positive though)
damn thats Iotty af

wow that guy is Iotty
iotty by yuukiasunaaa August 19, 2017
Item of the month.
“Hey the new iotm is there!”
iotm by Elrafael05 April 1, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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