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iOS

The mobile operating system for Apple mobile products. Android and iOS are direct rivals. Personally, I believe Android is better for more advanced users, and iOS is for users who want a more simpleminded experience.
iOS is developed and maintained by Apple. It was created by Steve Jobs.
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A Shitty Operating System That Limits Customization and only comes in Expensive Pieces Of SHIT
IOS 11! The Next Best Piece of Ship From Shapple
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International Online Soccer,a modification for half life. originally thought to be one of the pioneers in the creation of the acronym FTW and zomg
"ZOMG wanna play ios"
"ofc i wanna play ios, ios is ftw zomg what server?"
"dunno but Lua is a noob"
"indeed"
by Joey Von Boey a.k.a Hats``` January 26, 2006
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In the song "talk dirty to me " by jason derulo it says internatinal oral sex and many people use ios as an abriviation for this . Ex. " Wanna have ios?"
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Internet of things - IoT including but not limited to iOS devices.
IoS lifestyle consumes more time and money than one has.
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I’m On Some”
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Invisible Oji Syndrome - Caused by a false sense of importance and security given by Oji
Symptoms include; Vomiting, Erectile Dysfunction (Only Oji makes you hard), Random sensations of Oji on your skin (Worse than creepy crawlies), Random hallucinations of Oji, Death followed by resurrection by Oji (Rare)

If IOS is not cured within 7 days the patient will most likely experience seizures, shortly followed by death.
People who have died to IOS will be taken to the "Gokurakujyoudo"(極楽浄土) which is a place of salvation after death where the soul is cleansed by the Oji.

IOS is more common than you think. Oji is everywhere around us, the ground, the air, your mom. People around you may be suffering from IOS. Make sure to spread awareness. If you think you have IOS please call the Oji mutation control centre at +81-080-6594-2435.
-Walter White: Gus Fring had been feeling Oji stroking his dick

-Jesse Pinkman: Oh yeah, Gus Fring has severe IOS.
by AlxandrFAL January 29, 2023
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