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A Shitty Operating System That Limits Customization and only comes in Expensive Pieces Of SHIT
IOS 11! The Next Best Piece of Ship From Shapple
IOS by MazeMoyuAlpha March 3, 2018
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International Online Soccer,a modification for half life. originally thought to be one of the pioneers in the creation of the acronym FTW and zomg
"ZOMG wanna play ios"
"ofc i wanna play ios, ios is ftw zomg what server?"
"dunno but Lua is a noob"
"indeed"
ios by Joey Von Boey a.k.a Hats``` January 26, 2006
In the song "talk dirty to me " by jason derulo it says internatinal oral sex and many people use ios as an abriviation for this . Ex. " Wanna have ios?"
Ios by K-itty March 15, 2021
Internet of things - IoT including but not limited to iOS devices.
IoS lifestyle consumes more time and money than one has.
IoS by lovIhm August 5, 2021
I’m On Some”
IOS by Trae’Tez April 24, 2022
Invisible Oji Syndrome - Caused by a false sense of importance and security given by Oji
Symptoms include; Vomiting, Erectile Dysfunction (Only Oji makes you hard), Random sensations of Oji on your skin (Worse than creepy crawlies), Random hallucinations of Oji, Death followed by resurrection by Oji (Rare)

If IOS is not cured within 7 days the patient will most likely experience seizures, shortly followed by death.
People who have died to IOS will be taken to the "Gokurakujyoudo"(極楽浄土) which is a place of salvation after death where the soul is cleansed by the Oji.

IOS is more common than you think. Oji is everywhere around us, the ground, the air, your mom. People around you may be suffering from IOS. Make sure to spread awareness. If you think you have IOS please call the Oji mutation control centre at +81-080-6594-2435.
-Walter White: Gus Fring had been feeling Oji stroking his dick

-Jesse Pinkman: Oh yeah, Gus Fring has severe IOS.
IOS by AlxandrFAL January 29, 2023