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Invisibitch 

1. A person who maintains the facade of being amicable while, in reality, he or she is secretly a bitch.
"Yeah, she acts all nice when her family is around. Just wait until you are alone with her--she's a real invisibitch."
Invisibitch by Frunobulax1221 September 17, 2007

invisibised 

the act of being Invisible
While playing Halo, I was invisibised with the sniper rifle.
invisibised by R. King November 6, 2004

Inhibitits 

Inhibi-tits: Tits that are so nice you are inhibited from functioning properly.
Hey man I'm sorry I missed that jumpshot, but right as I was about to shoot some inhibitits jumped out of nowhere.
Inhibitits by I've July 13, 2013

Invisinuts

My dog is obsessed with his neutered crotch
Hey! Look that dog is going to town licking his invisinuts!
Invisinuts by GerBear*71 September 15, 2019

Invisibitch 

The complete opposite of invisibait. Instead of somone who lurks and waits for people to log on to their chat program so they can annoy them, Invisibitches lurk on chat programs refusing to talk to anyone who doesn't message them first. They usually sit around playing video games and lurk on their chat program waiting for friends to ask them if they are there (usually knowing that they are on)
IM to Douchebag227: Hey man you there?
IM to NormalPerson: Yeah I'm just invisible.
IM to Douchebag227: Why you gotta be such an invisibitch?
IM to NormalPerson: I'm playing madden man...
IM to Douchebag227: Douchebag...
Invisibitch by iillilil May 19, 2009

invisinips 

When a person's nipples are the same color as their skin. The nipples are said to look almost invisible.
I think she flashed me, she must have invisinips
invisinips by BALax January 9, 2007
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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