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inviolable 

Can't be destroyed. Will last forever.
Donald Trump crossed an inviolable line when he criticized Khizr Khan's Democratice Convention Speech in which Khizr Khan spoke about his son who sacrificed his life for America.
inviolable by gizmo+2 August 1, 2016

invisible sandwich 

When someone has done a recreational substance that makes them move their jaw repeatedly as if eating a sandwich.
That dude has taken so much "X" that he looks like he's eating an invisible sandwich.

invisible protis sniper 

He will just go into your base when you least expect it then he wi-
I tried countering the invisible protis sniper with spore crawlers but then i got sni-

invisible Wrist Watch 

After having sex with a woman you don't want to forget, ejaculate in your hand and give her an Indian Rug Burn where her wrist watch would be. Then Everytime she goes to look at the time she will think of you.
So Davey and I keep sharing Sally as a sex partner but she is always calling Davey not me. But last time I gave her the old Invisible Wrist Watch and now she calls me like clock work!
invisible Wrist Watch by Scubaubatch November 26, 2017

invisible orange 

a common stance in metal music, particularly death metal, where the singer or fans craft their hands into a claw like position, as if they are holding an invisible orange.
I saw Amon Amarth last night man it was fucking METALLLL!! ::holds invisible orange::
invisible orange by flakernate September 15, 2007

invisible chopped liver 

The accomplished martyr’s ultimate verbal and emotional weapon when trying to get some sympathy.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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