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investibate 

The act of investigating a pornography site in order to determine it's quality (usually through masturbation).
"Give me the URL of that site, I'll investibate it later."

Invertible

In linear algebra, an n-by-n square matrix A is called invertible (also nonsingular or nondegenerate) if there exists an n-by-n square matrix B such that:

AB = BA = I (where I is the Identity Matrix).

Otherwise, in life, it refers to the case where something can be transformed into something else and transformed back.
Randy: Sally is so invertible; real marriage material.

Sandy: I know, nonsingularly so. Put a few drinks in her and you can get her on her back and yet in the morning she still gets up and cooks you breakfast.
Invertible by Len Bakerloo July 6, 2016

join the choir invisibule 

To die. Derived from Monty Python's immortal Dead Parrot Sketch.
Example for "join the choir invisibule": "'E's rung down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibule!"
join the choir invisibule by zh84 October 18, 2006

Investicles

Having the balls to put all your money into an investment that will either make you rich or make you bankrupt.
I cant believe Keith put his life savings into that potato-sculpture company! The man must have investicles the size of coconuts!
Investicles by jeffrjohn February 13, 2007

Investicles

What someone has when they make risky investments.
Bob is a dick on the golf course, but he's got real investicles.

Investicles

Having the guts or balls to put all of your money in one or a few investments knowing you will either lose it all or get paid
That student who put most of his money in Ford must have serious investicles.

Everyone thought I was an idiot for putting most of my money in Ford but I had good information, insight, and investicles to make the move. I got paid for putting most of my money in Ford.
Investicles by HighNetWorth April 6, 2010