introstatic 

being increadibly happy about something on the inside but not showing any emotion on the outside

guy 1: Why do you look pissed?
guy 2: i'm not i'm just introstatic

introstatic by Xicor]x[ November 6, 2006

intoit 

going deeper into a subject, thing or person in an obsessional way. Having or wanting more of a (good thing).

dude#1: yo is Jimmie on da herbal remedy?

dude#2: naw man he is just intoit with da new wag.

intoit by tdawg2 March 21, 2008

Introtainment 

1) The act of introtaining; thinking about something funny to yourself either to pass the time or to tune out a present situation, usually to the point of laughing or smiling to yourself.

2) The unintentional amusement provided by someone saying what's on their mind in a small, formal, public, gathering of strangers--like in line at the bank or in an elevator.

1) (In History class)

Phillip:

Dude, what are you laughing at? The teachers looking at you.

James:
Oh, what? Sorry, I was just thinking of this one episode of Steve Harvey Show when Levita goes to Ceddie, she goes...

Phillip:
Dude, just tell me later...

Teacher:

Shhhh!

2) (In line at the check cashing spot)

James:

Oh, so Levita goes to Ceddie she goes...

Phillip:
Dude, check it out...

Crazy Drunk Dude:

You know why we gotta stand in this long ass line on Labor day? Give me one reason why they only got one guy workin' up in here! I'll give you a reason, because they want black people to suffer, that's why!

Crazy Drunk Lady:
Shut up you! Whatever I give you you'd better duck it! Now HUSH!

Crazy Drunk Dude:

I feel sorry for your husband you old Bat...

James:

Now that's good introtainment.

Phillip:

Yomp.

Introtainment by phylfo-jean September 8, 2009

Introvite 

Inviting yourself to a party that you were not invited to.

Joan: Damn, Alexis' party sounds exciting: a bicycle race; a pack of wild wolves; A BURNING PARACHUTE?!?! That settles it, I'm going...

Alexis: Joan is such an asshole. I'm glad I didn't invi... Son of a bitch!
Joan: Hey beautiful! This party is amazing!
Alexis: Where are those fucking wolves? ATTACK!
Joan: AHHHHH, I THOUGHT THEY WERE WILD!!
Alexis: You die when you introvite yourself to my party, bitch. EVERYONE ELSE, HAVE YOU LEARNED A LESSON FROM THIS???!?!
Everyone else at the party: Hell YEAH! CHEW THAT BITCH'S HEAD OFF!

Introvite by My name is of no concern July 8, 2009

Parous Introitus 

A hymen thats been blown away by a gigantic cock, often resulting in the unification of the two primary orifi (plural: orifice) into a vaganus.

1) The hunt for Red October led Sean Connery's team into the depths of Katherine Kuhlmans unchatered poes. After the submarine passed through her heavenly gates she was left with a terribly messy parous introitus, later spiritually healed.

2) I have SUCH a huge parous introitus, I can fuck a donkey sideways.

Parous Introitus by P.I. Staker January 14, 2008

Introitus 

The outside hole before you enter the vagina. You throw this word around to make yourself look smart in front of your friends.

While playing "just the tip" with my girlfriend I just barely passed through the introitus

Introitus by Ammon.Chung.Pussypounder1991 September 8, 2016

introsity 

A classy man who is a Goddess at playing Video games.

Jesus you damm Introsity !!!

introsity by Mexican Chorizo May 25, 2017