Introvite

Inviting yourself to a party that you were not invited to.

Joan: Damn, Alexis' party sounds exciting: a bicycle race; a pack of wild wolves; A BURNING PARACHUTE?!?! That settles it, I'm going...

Alexis: Joan is such an asshole. I'm glad I didn't invi... Son of a bitch!
Joan: Hey beautiful! This party is amazing!
Alexis: Where are those fucking wolves? ATTACK!
Joan: AHHHHH, I THOUGHT THEY WERE WILD!!
Alexis: You die when you introvite yourself to my party, bitch. EVERYONE ELSE, HAVE YOU LEARNED A LESSON FROM THIS???!?!
Everyone else at the party: Hell YEAH! CHEW THAT BITCH'S HEAD OFF!

by My name is of no concern July 8, 2009