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Intese

Intese

Verb

Opposite of obese, or anorexic.
Someone who has an eaing disorder which is characterized by their refusal to maintain a healthy body weight and an obsessive fear of gaining weight
You can see all her ribs. She's wayyy too intese

Intese guys look amazing

You don't wanna implode and become intese
by Yakaranchan July 15, 2011
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zone of interest

The genitals or genital region of a human female. Usually refers only to that of an attractive woman; homely women are typically said to possess a zone of disinterest.
Her zone of interest was engorged and swollen, oozing out the slimy evidence of her arousal.
by J. Grigor Wladislaw June 4, 2009
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The Most Interesting Man in the World

The Most Interesting Man in the World is an advertising campaign for the Dos Equis brand of beer.
The advertisements feature a bearded, debonair gentleman roughly in his 70s, portrayed by actor Jonathan Goldsmith.
They also feature a montage (mostly in black and white) of daring exploits involving "the most interesting man" when he was younger.

Here are some interesting facts about the mot interesting man in the world:

He lives vicariously through himself.
He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.
His shirts never wrinkle.
He is left-handed and right-handed.
If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
The police often question him just because they find him interesting.
His blood smells like cologne.
On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
Cuba imports cigars from him.
His business card simply says “I’ll call you.”
He has won the lifetime achievement award, twice.
If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.
He bowls overhand.
He tips an astonishing 100%.
Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut.
His passport requires no photograph.
He can identify UFOs
His words carry weight that would break a less interesting mans jaw
The Most Interesting Man in the World requires no example.
by canopen123canclosed March 11, 2015
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intensed

staring deeply at a hot girl's bossom
Johnny was intensed by Julie's proud breast.
by Mcpherson November 3, 2007
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intersection music

when you're in a sick car, coming up to an intersection, you're praying for a red light so that when you stop everybody is looking at you in your car, then it's your time to play the hottest song: intersection music.

getting all the attention you want at the intersection w/ a hot song
"this song by Young Jeezy is definitely intersection music"
by kdj4891 September 22, 2011
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Best interest

You like me but your dating someone else I’ll keep it in your best interest 😉
by Okonamahailey March 27, 2020
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Mr Interesting

Ironic name for a tedious individual who believes himself to be the most interesting thing around. Mr Interestings tend to be fat security guards with ugly girlfriends. They drone on and on about the most inconsequential things and expect their audience to be rivetted.
Oh shit, here comes Mr Interesting.

And his repulsive girlfriend.

Let's run before they collar us. Once that boring bastard starts talking we can kiss goodbye to the whole fucking week.
by lumpbag May 16, 2009
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