Internet Trolls 

Freaking assholes who try to piss you off on places like YouTube vids and such, they're really annoying and will keep you going back and forth for HOURS!

(On Soulja Boy Tell 'Em - Bird Walk via YouTube)

SoggyNapkin: "Fucking Niggers!"
KwlKat: "Coming from someone named SoggyNapkin."
SoggyNapkin: "What does that have to do with anything, Nigger!"
(AND IT WILL GO ON AND ON AND ON AND ON UNTIL YOU JUST LOSE IT AND START CURSING BACK AT THE STUPID IDIOTIC INTERNET TROLLS)

Internet Trolls by Baby Bree February 5, 2009

internet trolls 

an internet troll is some one on the internet who tells the truth always believe them. they are often told they are lying one man’s lie is another’s truth.

“hey mike look at those internet trolls they keep lying” “ermmm john they are actually telling the truth”

internet trolls by Yeahok February 16, 2023

Internet trolls 

I mean, am I not allowed to exist? I don't see you in a hurry to do anything about my REAL LIFE TROLLS, are ya? Do ya... Do ya think that isn't a more pervasive problem than the thing in which you have to choose to participate? Really, you guys are so full of yourselves.

Hym "And that's the funny part of it all. You give so much of a shit about your internet trolls and preserving the purity of the golden visage your sycophants idolize you fail to consider the fact the you have effectively signed off on a pretty egregious for of REAL LIFE trolling. Predates your awareness of my existence. But it's the internet trolls calling a guy who proselytizing for a religion... The God of which he does not believe in (in an ontological sense)... The word that as a matter of definition... MEANS LITERALLY THAT! The word means the thing that he is..."

A retard "But muh civil society though! I'd punch you!"

Hym "Not if I had a gun in my pocket! If I had a gun in my pocket you'd lose your temper and die immediately. And I'm not really reaping the benefits of civil society am I? I'm being cannibalized BY civil society. YOU are millionaires literally crying about people not letting you do and say whatever you want hard enough. And then you do and say whatever you want ANYWAY and there are little to no consequences for you and you have a million dollar. And then you want to talk about accountability."

A retard "But they almost hindered my ability to run my bitch mouth guys! We gotta get somebody to stop these internet trolls to stop running their bitch mouths!"

Hym "What happens if we don't stop them?"

A retard "Everyone is going to like them more than me and then I'm going to cry!"

Hym "AGAIN!? All you motherfuckers do is cry! 5 grown men crying because they're not as 'better than me' as they though they were. It's pathetic."

A retard "This is evidence of a SYSTEMIC FLAW IN OUR SOCIETY! Like systemic racism expect for my team. It's systemic trollism! That's that problem... Systemic trollism."

Hym "The delusions of reference that are commonly associated with schizophrenia are NOT A DELUSION for me... It's just a thing that people do to me... But I just internet trolls are just worse than that somehow? Seriously, tell me how your millionaire problem is worse than mine... WITHOUT using the word 'deserve.' Go ahead... Take one shot at it. I bet you can't. I bet you can't do that thing I just suggested..."

Internet trolls by Hym Iam September 4, 2023

Internet Troll 

Someone who takes pleasure in causing drama by arguing with people without wanting or accepting anyone's response, also known as a "Justin"

"Man, this Justin guy is such an internet troll."

Internet Troll by vomitingicecreamcone September 18, 2016

Internet Troll 

An Internet troll, or simply troll in Internet slang, is someone who posts controversial, inflammatory, irrelevant or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum or chat room, with the primary intent of provoking other users into an emotional response or to generally disrupt normal on-topic discussion.

To be a good Internet Troll you must copy and paste this definition all over the internet.

Internet Troll by Master of God's Master October 17, 2009

Internet Troll 

A mythological internet being that lives under an internet bridge. Loves to hunt for innocent netizens.

Common tactics: antagonizing other netizens by posting racist or offensive comments
Weakness: being outwitted or unable to antagonize others

All internet trolls troll.

Internet Troll by boredasf1231100 October 17, 2014

Internet Troll 

A person whose sole purpose in life is to seek out people to argue with on the internet over extremely trivial issues. Such arguments can happen on blogs, Facebook, Myspace and a host of others.
The best thing you can do to fight an internet troll is to not answer..or report them.

"God, Jeromy won't stop posting about Larry's bad spelling in that conversation."

"Yeah, I know, what a Internet Troll."

Internet Troll by Person#98765 June 21, 2009