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idiotically intelligent 

Idiotically intelligent means that in dumb situations like setting a can of soup on fire with pepper spray you know what to do and you're smart in that situation.

We can also mean two smart to be done but too dumb to be smart
Do you know how that squirrel jumped through Emma's window and snatched her pizza she was so idiotically intelligent by smacking the squirrel with a book

becky's idiotically intelligent
idiotically intelligent by beanyweeni September 13, 2022

Utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence 

Using big words to sound smart.

Someone may use this to express how smart they are to a colleague, friend, girlfriend, boyfriend or even your boss.
Jack: Utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
Boss: What?
Jack: Oh, I'm just using big words to sound smart.
Boss: OK.