The “men” that we perceive as being tough guys
even though all they do is
play Simon Says with 17 years olds for 13 weeks and bitch about
socks and locks on footlockers and whatnot.
The Drill Instructor is the least valuable position in the
Marine Corps, despite being the most glamorized.
They do a thing called a “shark attack” which, when you remove the false bravado of the term, is just bitching in a circle. They only appear tough because you’re required to stand there and
kiss their asses throughout the process or else you lose your
job. The hostesses on The View do the same thing with their guests by putting them in the middle of the stage to try and make them look nervous as they turn to either direction to address a different hostess and make them look indecisive. It’s a nonsense “tactic” that accomplishes nothing.
If they really were “hard” they’d pick up an m16 and charge into battle, but a preferable weapon for their little hands is an article 15 that is used when somebody hurts their little feelings (much lighter to
carry for the little cupcakes). The article 15 is also preferable because the Drill Instructor is timid by nature and must hide behind their
rank like a pack of fairies.
Most “men” become Drill Instructors because when they were 8 they were caught trying on their
mama’s high heels by their dads and they formed a need to prove they’re not faggots, so they signed up for the
Marines in hopes of correcting their own fruit behavior.
Dude 1 (former Marine):
Wow, that Drill Instructor is such a tough guy for attacking that recruit and making him
kill himself! It takes very high t-levels to
slap another man lightly with no fear of retaliation and say words loudly!”
Dude 2: “isn’t he the little pansy fagboy that started crying in court when he was given his sentence and was informed that he wouldn’t receive military benefits? He cried in front of men. What kind of man is that? Does he want the judge to plug his queer little mouth with his cock like a binky? Is this the only role model for men that society can produce? A wheeping cocksucker? Goddamn
sad.”
Dude 3: “He’s
soft. He’s going to be sucking plenty of cock in the Kansas military prison. Can’t wait to hear news of the
faggot get turned out and being made to act like a woman as he gets raped, the fucking
fag!”
Dude 1 (former Marine): “Nuh uh! He called the kid a terrorist! That’s very non-pc! It implies he votes
Republican, which is a very manly political party for Caucasians to vote for! He’s such a man! Those weren’t tears, he was cleaning his eyes! Please guys, understand how physically and mentally tough this non-
faggot is! You guys are pretending you’re tough hahahaha see? Anybody that criticizes a DI is actually a pussy irl, I decided that hahahaha! Please believe me.”
Dude 3: “The last thing you just said isn’t consequential, and quit trying to defend that thing. What are you? Its
boyfriend?”